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The dark web

on the Catweb

the dark web is actually just a list of cat plans to take over the world. these include the whereabouts of our secret base. cats forever!

where are the cats?

cat base location

Cats are liquid: confirmed

cats liquid file

first ever cat nuke, the C-AT fully developed

cat nuke

After years of developing, the C-AT nuclear missile has been developed. It has been very accurately  tested by Dr Smash Buttons who when asked to Comment said: "It has been VERY fun smashing the big red buttons and I will happily do it again if I am needed." Wow what wise wise words.  

Now that the Nuke has been developed, The cats will fight each other to the death to press the 

BIG.

RED.

BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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